So, ya think that Nick Saban guy down in Tuscaloosa wishes he’d gone after the QB now calling signals in South Bend, instead of the one who did so last season?
Asking for Harvey Updyke.*
* Updyke is the rabid Crimson Tide fan, the owner allegedly of a hundred or so Alabama ballcaps, who poisoned the oak trees at rival Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner.
Tyler Buchner (+ Ty Simpson + Jalen Milroe) ≠ Sam Hartman.
Those heralded Dreamland ribs ain’t tastin’ so tasty these days.
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Speaking of QB dismay, ya think Tom Allen up in Bloomington is lamenting the departure of long gone Michael Penix Jr.? Continue reading Pigskin Pundit: 9/19 Edition