U of L CardFile: Georgia Tech

So, just after I grab a quick post game snack, and find myself sitting in front of the screen and staring and staring and staring and wondering where’s the hook  here, how to fashion a take on a truly odd football game?

Scoreboard at 00:00: Louisville 31, Georgia Tech 19.

I mean, honestly, I stare some more, at which juncture I get an email from a former editor, which reads in it’s entirety: “I have no idea how you write this up. I mean, just when you think there isn’t enough lipstick in the world to make this pig pretty, the pig starts singing, dancing and playing the piano.”

The lipstick’s colored Cardinal on that oink.

Where I land is what seems perhaps an obvious choice. Defense. FG Defense. Each of which scored. Otherwise, the final tally, all else playing out as it did, Wreck 19, Cards 17.

Which means I shall mention but one supposes ignore the total breakdown by the defensive secondary at the end of the first half. Surrendering a 51 yard King to Singleton completion for 1st and Goal at the Louisville 3 with seconds left before the marching band show.

Despite, uh, “double coverage.”

GT ran it in with:04 left to cut the visitors’ disadvantage to 14-17.

At the time it appeared significant. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Georgia Tech

Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognosticatios: Week IV

Rare is the occasion when my recap of the previous weekend’s picks is presented in detail.

But today, for the Pigskin Planet”s preeminent seer got ’em all right last week — Hold your applause — plus the manner in which it evolved was fraught with peril.

It’s why we watch, right? For the adrenaline rush.

Louisiana State University was behind the entire game. At the end of 1st. Again at halftime. With but 15 left to play. I found myself wondering why I’d pick a Brian Kelly coached team to best South Carolina? But having made the choice, hoped they’d somehow, some way survive.

Which, as I trust you are aware, football fanatic James Carville’s favorite team did. Scoring with 2:34 remaining. Then holding up on D during the Gamecock’s last drive. 36-33.

I was feelin’ good.

Then sundown approached, and I saw darkness ensuing. Washington State was up less than a TD in the Apple Cup. The arch rival Huskies, who seemed to be the superior team despite being behind, were driving as the clock ticked down. Had 1st & Goal, then 4th & Goal at the two. Yes, then the Cougs stuffed an option right sweep to the short side of the field. Victory was secured.

That late game magic brightened up the SeedyDome.

In the Backyard Brawl, Pitt, as they had been the weekend before to the Satterfields, was behind the entire game to West Virginia. After the Mountaineers hit paydirt with only 4:55 left, they were up two scores at 34-24.

But, the ACC Panthers showed their mettle. Touchdown with 3:36 left on a 40 yard pass play. Stop. Touchdown with :32 on the clock. Ball game. 34-24.

In the Rose Bowl — stadium not NY day game — new IU coach Curt Cignetti remained true to his words. At his introduction he advised the assembled, “I win. Google me.” So he has in his first three battles roaming the Crimson & Cream sideline.

This one against inexplicably hapless UCLA was never doubt.

With Georgia’s walkover in Kroger the only pick left on the board, I was feelin’ pretty pretty pretty full of myself.

Then, I could hear icon Lee Corso’s voice in my head, “Not so fast my friend.”

Victory was in reach as UK drove late, needing only a FG to upend the #1 team in the land.

But Kentucky kentuckied. Mark Stoops, near midfield, passed the ball on 2d and 3d downs, when his runners had been averaging five yards a carry all night. Then punted at his own 48.

I actually stayed up way past my bedtime, and was able to savor.

Which too much info verbosity leads as it inevitably would to this: 5-0 for the weekend, 16-5 on the year.

This weekend’s winners: Continue reading Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognosticatios: Week IV

Seedy K’s Pigskin Palaver: 09/16

Transparency: Most of this shtick I observed myself. Some of it is culled from national scribes as obsessive as moi. 

Of course, Arch Manning was born calling signals on 1st & Goal at the one yard line, CFP title on the line. Along with a bassinet full of NIL perks. And a lifetime pass for Domilise’s po boys.

He’s the unnamed unnecessary backup to Fansville police Chief Brian Bosworth’s deputy. Sort of like third in command behind Barney Fife and Chief Andy in Mayberry.

It’s not like every QB phenom has quite the same schooling and advantages from the get go. Enough to understand, being 2d team to a legit Heisman candidate on a viable title aspirant is just alright. Besides  Austin’s a pretty cool place to hang out.

Here’s what we learned Saturday. As if we weren’t already sorta in the know.

The kid can play.

Starter First Deputy Qwinn Ewers went out in the 2d Q with some sort of stomach pull.

After which, young Mr. Manning went 9/12 for 223, throwing four TD passes. Ran another one in from 67 yards out.

Sure the foe was UTNESW, but still. Continue reading Seedy K’s Pigskin Palaver: 09/16

Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognostications: Week III

I am standing atop Lookout Mountain.

Allegorically speaking of course.

Though I have not Seen Rock City, I observe how Rocky Top checkerboarded the Wolfpack.

So what I says to myself, despite my unparalleled preeminence in the prediction universe, is, “Seedy, stop it already with the upset picks. You have enough trouble picking them for real.”

Full of myself after going with Tech in Week 0, I’ve now missed a couple upset specials in a row. Enough as we say is enough. No more picking big dogs.

Unless, of course, I change my mind.

So, yes, Tennessee ravaged the Wolfpack.

And, Kentucky, well, the Cats have now fallen to the Gamecocks (South Carolina version) three times in a row. Who figured? Not me.

While the Cardinals held serve against the Gamecocks (Jax State edition), triumphant Texas left the Big House in serious disarray, and Nebraska proved that Sanders (the coach) is more Wizard of Oz than the next Saban or Spurrier. (More on them just ahead.)

Three right. Two wrong. 11-5 for the season.

This week’s winners: Continue reading Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognostications: Week III

Seedy K’s Pigskin Palaver: 9/09

My favorite non-L&N scoreboard visuals of the weekend’s potpourri of pigskin.

Battered because his father coach didn’t get him an OL that could protect him, Shedeur Sanders slowly trundling to the locker room with two minutes left in Colorado’s L to Nebraska. The Buffaloes had the ball.

Not that I wish him ill, the kid is really really good. Deserves better from the old man.

But, you know.

Northern Illinois coach Thomas Hammock tearing up with joy on the field in South Bend after the final gun.

These stats from Arkansas 31-39 L to Okie State. 648 yards in offense. Twice stopped on 4th down attempts. Three turnovers. Reminder: Razorback OC, one Robert Petrino.

ACC rookie California Golden Bears 21, Auburn 14. In Jordan-Hare.

Actually from Week I but I forgot to mention it last week. Boston College taking a knee so as not to overly embarrass Florida State in Doak Campbell. (The 0-2 Seminoles coach Mike Norvell signed a 8 year? $120 mill per contract extension during the offseason.) Continue reading Seedy K’s Pigskin Palaver: 9/09

Louisville CardFile: Jax State

The Louisville Cardinals have handled business as they should have during its two game exhibition series.

Yesterday’s 49-14 victory over Rich Rodriguez’s Jacksonville State was workmanlike. On occasion scintillating, more often routine. A good thing I suppose.

Enough was revealed that Jeff Brohm and his staff know what needs to be tweaked, what needs to be fixed, what needs to be enhanced in the two week hiatus before the daunting schedule ahead starts.

There shall be tightening up.

The Cards next three foes are all smarting today after being surprisingly upended this weekend. Georgia Tech at rising Syracuse. Notre Dame embarrassed by Northern Illinois in South Bend. SMU at home to Brigham Young.

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Sometimes my aging eyes deceive me. Or, my perception of things morphs to overreaction. Continue reading Louisville CardFile: Jax State

Hoopaholic’s Gazette: Boo-Boos on Beale, or Cue “Tiger Rag”

Yes, I know, I know, it’s just Week II of football season.

I understand opening tipoff isn’t for another couple of months.

But, in my neck of the woods, oh I needn’t explain. Hoops is ever on our minds.

So, it was of major interest when I learned yesterday morning of the weirdness attendant in the Land o’ Fed Ex. (UPS is way better, right. Right!)

For those too young to know, once upon a time Memphis State was the archest of rivals.

Oh, those battles in the 70s against the Tigers. Keith Lee. Baskerville Holmes. Andre Turnover.

Obviously not so much anymore, U of L having moved up the food chain to the ACC, while Memphis State is mired in the AAC, is it? Continue reading Hoopaholic’s Gazette: Boo-Boos on Beale, or Cue “Tiger Rag”

Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognostications: Week II

When the ever mediocre Minnesota Gophers couldn’t shut down the Tar Heels to secure victory in last weekend’s Thursday Night Special, your inveterate predictor knew his Week 0 good fortunes were going to take a turn.

So much for Ski-U-Mah.

A correction of sorts ensued. Law of averages it is said.

A hunch that Billy Napier might finally get something going in GatorLand, hosting a similarly underperforming arch rival and all, proved ill advised. But he did secure the reality that this will be his final season as the next big thing in Gainesville. Or anything at all.

So he’s got that goin’ for him, which is not so nice. Boosters are already cashing in their bitcoin to try to convince that Saban guy out of retirement for, oh $25 mill a year for 10 years. Then they’ll work their way down the totem pole.

Mike Elko certainly has much more leeway in College Station, given that the prime time matchup with Notre Dame was his first as top cadet for the Aggies. But a loss to the Irish does have those oil dudes murmuring to each other.

Georgia did convince us that Kirby Smart is probably the next Saban, as if we didn’t already suspect. We also learned that the endearing term “clemsoning” is taking on new meanings. None that an increasingly prickly “No Portal” Dabo wishes to talk about.

Joining the Bulldogs in my victory column were the Hoosiers, Cats in one called after the 6th, and the steamrolling Cardinals.

4-3 for the weekend. Admittedly a reality check. Though nothing like Mike Norvell with his new 10 mill a year/ eight year contract is facing after another woeful conference L on Monday.

8-3 for the year.

But what follows are winners. Fer sure: Continue reading Seedy K’s Peerless Pigskin Prognostications: Week II

Pigskin Palaver: Labor Day Edition

If memory serves, and it mightn’t, it was Bill Battle.

The by then beleaguered Tennessee football coach for whom Rocky Top loyalists were quickly losing their fealty, came home from another dispiriting Volunteer defeat to find his front yard festooned with For Sale signs. Which had been pilfered from neighborhood yards that were actually on the market.

You know like that flock of flamingos Aunt Martha had placed in front of the hacienda upon the occasion of Uncle Nate’s 50th.

Which I thought of while watching the Florida Gators getting whupped up oneside o’ the helmet and the other Saturday. At home. To arch instate rival Miami.

Mentor Billy Napier was atop just about every hot seat list entering the season. Now, the term Dead Man Walking comes to mind.

Let’s hope in this more contentious world than Battle had to battle, Napier doesn’t pull into his driveway to find a bunch of live Florida mascots swarming about the lawn looking for something to eat.

The college pigskin season is upon us. Continue reading Pigskin Palaver: Labor Day Edition

Louisville CardFile: Austin Peay

The final score of Louisville’s expected dismantlement of woefully overmatched Austin Peay was about right.

62 nil.

Takin’ care of biz.

It is not always that way.

So the question becomes, what if anything can be discerned from essentially a scrimmage in front of what appeared to be kinda, almost the announced official assemblage of 47,067?

As Coach Jeff Brohm said postgame, a lot of dudes deep into the roster got some PT.

And contributed.

Thirty one defenders — a significant abundance — registered a defensive stat of some sort or another.

31.

Including redshirt senior/ former Eastern Eagle Ramon Puryear’s sweet 22 yard rumblin’ stumblin’ scoop and score late in the 3d. Continue reading Louisville CardFile: Austin Peay