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Coping With These Cardinals

A pal once dubbed me a Not So Accidental Tourist.

Our families were traveling together in Spain. In Granada we’d visited the Alhambra, and were walking back to our hotel after having dinner at a restaurant in a nearby neighborhood.

Night had fallen, and we didn’t know the exact route and were sort of wandering about to get our bearings. I, among us, got nervous with the unknown. Even though the area was safe by all accounts.

I like to know what’s ahead. At every moment.

Not a great character trait. For too many reasons to enumerate.

Spent too much of my life worrying about what might happen, instead of just diving in.

Which is not an especially healthy thing for a hoopaholic diehard who for way too long now has allowed the athletic performance of 19 year olds dictate my sense of well being.*

*I’m getting better now mired in my dotage. But I’m far from cured.

So, as heartening as recent evidence would indicate the future of my beloved Louisville Cardinals will be, I’m having trouble diving fully in. Continue reading Coping With These Cardinals

U of L CardFile: Pittsburgh

The train kept movin’ all night long/ The train kept a-rollin’ all night long/ With a heave and a ho . . .

That Burnett Brothers tune came to me sometime during this rock fight of a hoops encounter. Jotted it down. Just in case, ya know, the University of Louisville Cardinals pulled it out.

Well, Johnny and Dorsey and that gal from NYC made stops in Albuquerque and El Paso.

The Cards stopped in Pittsburgh on their way to Syracuse.

Took the time to quiet the wildebeests in the Oakland Zoo.

And those sillies thought it was feeding time.

Louisville 82, Pitt 78. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Pittsburgh

U of L CardFile: Clemson

OK, there’s an iconic SNL sketch, where the characters are sitting around kvelling about Barbra. I think Mike Meyers might have been in it.

Anyway, unbeknownst to them ahead of time, Streisand herself is on hand and walks into the scene.

They are verklempt.*

*Yiddish for “overcome with emotion.”

Louisville (11-5, 4-1) 74, Clemson, still ofer for Derbytown, 64.

I am absolutely, positively, VERKLEMPT.

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I really oughta shoula start with J’Vonne Hadley, but rest assured I shall get to him soon enough.

But I want to begin with what seems here to be the biggest moment in the game.

After Kader Traore had made consecutive dunks early in the 2d, the Cards led. 56-45.

Then Clemson connected on three consecutive triples. Without an answer. The margin was two. Louisville looked as wobbly as they had all night, as they had been since the EKU game.

At which juncture, the only rookie on the squad, Khani Rooths, the only Cardinal to play but single digit minutes, drained his only bucket of the game. Mark it, three.

Consider it triage. Bleeding stopped. 59-54. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Clemson

U of L CardFile: UVa

Here is what we learned a posteriori about Kader Traore.

He makes a difference.

The Cards missed him while he was out with a broken arm.

In U of L’s Oh My! 70-50 evisceration of UVa in Charlottesville, Traore scored 15 points on 6/10 shooting, hit his only triple and both FTs. He grabbed 8 rebounds.

In only 16 minutes of action.

So it is now clear beyond peradventure that KT helps the surging 10-5, 3-1 Louisville Cardinals.

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Though there is still not an overabundance of evidence, I should know better by now than to question Pat Kelsey.

I mean I have been the guy since mid summer who tells all willing to hear my pontifications that he was the perfect hire for Louisville in this transitional time of college sports. More so than those others U of L chased to no avail. Continue reading U of L CardFile: UVa

U of L CardFile: Eastern Ky

Ladies and gentleman, Louisville’s way too harrowing than it oughta been 78-76 escape over Eastern Kentucky shall be known in my neck of the woods as a Rubenstein.

The Card’s jailbreak W came at the hands of Noah Waterman and his driving baseline layup at the end of a bumper car harum-scarum last chance possession.

The dagger was plunged when the clock read :01.2.

Why a Rubenstein?

Read on.

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Your history lesson.

January 4, 1961. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Eastern Ky

Tuesday Noise & Nonsense: 12/23

I recently happened upon a truly quirky, unique, irreverent, seriously funny short series on Peacock.

“We Are Lady Parts.”

It’s about a group of young Muslim women in a punk band.

Like I said, unique.

Anyhow, in the last episode of S1, the group — Lady Parts — is playing a gig at what appears to be an industrial dump of some sort. Like I said, quirky.

Along with their usual tunes about killing their sisters, Voldemort hangin’ out under their head scarfs, they cover “We Are The Champions.”

Which brings me to this: One last tip o’ the chapeau to the U of L Volley Girlz.

The University of Louisville volleyball women are not NCAA champions.

Technically. Continue reading Tuesday Noise & Nonsense: 12/23

U of L CardFile: Florida State

Love, reign o’er me/ Love, reign o’er me/ Reyne on me, Reyne on me

Have I mentioned before how much I love the Louisville Cardinals?

Of course, I have.

In defeat as much as victory.

But ya know with performances like Saturday afternoon’s in Tallahassee, the heart is even more full.

Louisville 90, Florida State 76.

This is a game U of L needs to win.

Cardinals did just that.

A conference W on the road is always to be admired, regardless of the foe. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Florida State

U of L CardFile: Kentucky

There is one thing I honestly hate more than losing to Kentucky.

Playing Kentucky.

Too much stress. You know seeing THAT guy in the coffee room or the gym.

It’s an annual reminder of reality: That arch rival’s program has been better historically, and certainly better in recent times.

I accept that. But, geez, it would be nice not to have it reinforced just about every year.

Besides for all the store the teams’ fanbases hold in this battle, both schools have won a natty after losing in the regular season.

So, as I sit and provide this brief — very brief — review of UK’s hard fought 93-85 victory, my main takeaway is . . .

. . . I’m glad it’s over.

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As for the actual basketball, one thing is clear. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Kentucky

Seedy’s Thursday Noise & Nonesense

You don’t need me to remind ye fellow bronconagurskians that the sport we cherish, college football, has gone wack a mole cwazeeee!

It’s like walking down the midway of the Shelby County Fair, that sideshow ping pong ball souvenir in your jeans’ back pocket, and all of sudden the place goes William Castle nutsarama.

The Tilt A Whirl flies off its bearings. The Bearded Lady starts running amok wanting to kiss everybody carrying four foot stuffed bear in their arms. The corn dog you bought actually has some taste to it.

Nothing makes real sense anymore.

But nothing, nothing at all, nothing we could have ever fathomed is as cockamamie as this, which I shall dub The Great Tar Heel Experiment.

72 year old Bill Belichick, who has never coached a college football game in his entire vaunted HOF career, whose bestie Nick Saban said “I’m outta there,” has taken on the task of being North Carolina’s football coach.

Uh, what?

You fuggin’ kiddin’ me?

No.

Wilkommen to berserkamania, fans. Continue reading Seedy’s Thursday Noise & Nonesense

U of L CardFile: Texas Western

Yeah, Texas Western.

If for some reason you don’t know the reference, there’s therapy for that.

Ask you grandpa.

And, while not the ’66 national champion Miners, this rebranded  school did come into the game leading the land in steals per game and forced turnovers per game.

When U of L coughed it up five times way early on, it took me back to Cole Fieldhouse  in ’66, watching in person Bobby Joe Hill pick Little Louie Dampier’s pocket repeatedly at mid court.

At any rate, in this one, an inelegantly contested basketball game we must admit, it was the Miners who gave it away more on the night than the Cards, who steadied (at least somewhat). 15 giveaways for the visitors, only 11 for Louisville, which ended up +3 points off of stat.

U of L escaped by the hair on their chinny chin chins.

77-74. Continue reading U of L CardFile: Texas Western