No words were minced.
It came from the umbrella hoops writer’s association, to which I hope to keep my membership. BABBLE (Basketball America Back Benchers for Literary Excellence).
It was personally signed by organization prexy, Naismith Chamberlain, the only man known to be descended from both the inventor of the game and Wilt the Stilt.
Serious credentials, those. Not to mention, his mentor was Dick “Hoops” Weiss.
Dear Mr. Kaplan:
It comes to our attention that it has been 127 hours since the first reports that Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski will retire after the 21-22 season.
You have yet to write an article about the situation. This is a serious breach of organizational protocol.
Should you fail to do so before the end of the next business day, your membership in BABBLE shall be suspended, pending permanent dismissal.
(S) Naismith Chamberlain
Well then, I’d best get to it. Continue reading U of L Cards have Owned Coach K